I spent most of Wednesday lying flat on my back taking heavy painkillers and turning every drink into a rum cocktail attempting to cure the *insert catastrophe* of neck strains. The combination of drugs and alcohol worked and when I fell asleep that night I ended up having enjoyable dreams instead of the usual brutal […]

I have a terrible relationship with this blog because I have a terrible relationship with anything that I write so I end up deleting everything I post. The only way I managed to write essays for University was by never proofreading what I had written, that includes my dissertation. No idea how I fucking passed. […]